So you know that tag on your mattress that says something like "Do not Remove or the federal government will totally come and get you and send you to jail without any dinner"!!?? Yeah, I removed it. Opps. My bad. Guilty.
Then, realizing what I did, I hid the evidence... you guessed it... I ate it... But my stomach didn't care for that too much (mommy was thrilled), so I had to throw it in the garbage, which means it's out there, with my paw prints all over it.
I'm so hoping the mattress tag people lack efficiency...I might have a dog fight in this match! If not, I have a good hiding space under the bed! They won't take me alive!
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