Mommy cheated on me. She came home late last night and she smelled of another dog. I totally busted her on it. His fur was all over her sweater and on her pants, so I know she was playing with another dog… and God forbid, she gave him a belly rub. She didn’t! She wouldn’t! But I know she did. She confessed the whole thing. Her face was totally covered in guilt. And her sweater buttons – yeah, I can tell he licked one.
She says his name was Chase. What kind of a name is that? Chase. I chase a squirrel!
She wants the two of us to meet. She thinks we can all be friends and play, but I’m going to need to think about this.
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