In the words of my pal Astro from the Jetsons: Ruh-roh!
I’m pretty smooth on my feet… yeah, I may have two left feet, but I also have two right feet… or paws. Either way, these paws have moves! I made the mistake of dancing with mommy once or twice when a good song came on – hey, the music just took over my body – and then when Auntie Ali was here, I danced a little bit with her… by the time I finished twirling her around the dance floor, she was saying that I could teach Fred Astaire a few moves.
Yes, indeedy, I’m a smooth operator with the ladies on the dance floor… but now that smoothness and my moves are causing trouble. Mommy saw a clip of this dog dancing the mambo, and she instantly said, “we can do better than that” and measured my belly for a SKIRT. I may wear a Love Bug costume. I may wear a snowman sweater. I might even dress like a pumpkin for Halloween, but there is no way I’m wearing a skirt and dancing the mambo like some golden retriever. There’s nothing golden about that. It ain’t happening!
I think I better go chew up my dancing shoes… and mommy’s. Better to be safe!
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Bailey I saw that clip a few weeks ago and thought of you! You could mos def get a paw up on that retriever...but I totally agree with you - no skirt!! If you have to chew up your dancing shoes to get through to mom (she can be determined) - you got ot do what you got to do ;)
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