Last night I had the most amazing dream…and I woke up remembering it. It was THAT good. I was at my friend Terrior Twilight’s house. We were just chilling, catching some rays, taking a couple cat naps, when I decided to take a dip in the pool. So I jumped in and immediately sunk to the bottom. I panicked for a moment, as I’m no Michael Phelps in the pool…my doggie paddle wouldn’t earn me a gold medal…or even bronze…maybe the Titanic Award on a good day. But then I realized that the pool wasn’t filled with water, it was filled with PEANUT BUTTER and I had to EAT my way out. I ate and ate and ate.
And then I ate and ate and ate some more. Eventually, I made it to the top. And when I got outta the pool, there, on the diving board, was a juicy steak and a bowl of water, waiting for me. I ate that too, before jumping back into the pool for some peanut butter dessert. I’m so glad I sleep 18 hours a day.
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You should NEVER feed a dog food that is intended for humans!! You should not even comtemplate it!! If you choose to have meat products or artificaially sweetened goods in your home, you need to show extra caution to prevent this animal from consuming it. My heart sank as I read about your dog eating cup cakes :( :(. I hope you scheduled a veterinarian appointment IMMEDIATELY as your dog could have allergies or become ill.
ReplyDeleteWARNING: Your heart may not survive future posts, as I have a bunch of antics and my iron pit stomach handles pizza, chicken and all sorts of treats found on the street during my walks. I'm a dog, eating is what I do and humor is what I write. You don't seem to get either, so I think I can tell Mommy to keep our current vet, but thanks for looking out for the 4-legged friends and for reading my blog! Woof! ~B.B.
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