Savage Beagles Terrorize East End First off, shame on people for just setting their dogs free. I know my mommy would never give me up. But fellas, what are you doing? I’m tossing you a bone here… so take my advice: go find yourself a rescue, learn some manners and get yourself a new family. I’m telling you, this being adopted stuff is where it’s at. Meals every day. Belly rubs. Treats. Why sleep on the street when you can share a nice warm bed with your mommy?
So what if you’re not out there on the street or in a field hunting! Don’t be fooled, you can still be a bad *ss if you’re in a home. Get yourself up on the kitchen counter and start hunting for food there – you’ll make out like a bandit and be warm too! Like the other day – I got myself up on the counter when mommy wasn’t around, opened a storage container and found five HUGE CUPCAKES – with FROSTING, just waiting for me to eat them. Do you hear me, boys, FROSTING! I don't know if you'v ever had it, but frosting is sooooo delicious. It's so good, you don’t even pause to take the paper off the cupcake, you just chow down on heavenly goodness.
It’s not too late boys, return to your Snoopy, playful roots, admit you have a problem and seek help. It’s the first step! Good luck.
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i wish your owner would concentrate as much on her book as you do on your blog.
ReplyDeleteAhahha! I found your blog through Amy Lynch (she forwarded an email you sent out). I have an american pit bull terrier named Clementine. I'm sure if she could make it onto the kitchen counter, I'd be in serious trouble! One time, she did manage to tug a loaf of bread off the counter and ate the entire thing! I spent that afternoon thinking to myself "gee...I could have sworn I bought a loaf of bread at the store yesterday...I must be crazy!" Then I found the empty bag in the backyard!
ReplyDeleteShe just doesn't have my multi-tasking dedication... and I bet Clementine and I would be good, good friends. I pulled a similar stunt myself, once, but found I didn't like bread without something delicious on top of it... like MEAT or peanut butter! Thanks for reading. Woof! B.B.
ReplyDeleteI actually rescued two beagle/black and tan mixes this weekend. I was stopping to get some breakfast on the road and the two puppies walked up to my truck. They hadn't had food or water in a while and were filthy...but I had them in good homes within 24 hours :) Yay for craigslist!
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